Tag: Humor

Some are quite lame but …

MILLENNIAL HUMOR Jesus and Satan argue about who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest, with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before […]

Revelation 8:1 – When the Lamb opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour. 

Here is how they can be described.

A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not […]